Sooo anyway. My buddy marries into an instant family situation. So far so good. But as his retread wife gets older, and she is perfectly nice and all.....she decides she needs to save her corner of the world by becoming a foster home for every stray dog and cat in a hundred mile radius.

This means their house on any given day, has about 6 or 7 dogs and 5-10 cats running in and out of it. No exaggeration.
And you know why he married her, right?
Bcuz she has big teets, of course. But I digress....

Anyway, we are there visiting for a bbq a while ago. And we talk about the kids. And it turns out that one of their high school daughters got Lyme disease.

The parents then get this confused look on their faces, as mom further tells us....
"which is really strange that SHE got Lyme disease....bcuz she is not an outdoors girl at all."

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can you get it from mojitos?

only if you're drinking them in England.. 😟

Big teets, you say?
Send her my way and I'll explain things to her.

Yea friends with dogs get ticks,, dogs like the outdoors, dogs get stuff to repel ticks, ticks grab dog, tick finds out dog has stuff on it tick does not like, tick climbs out to edge of dog fur looking for a better ride.

It's like rocket science, ain't it???

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Reminds me of my favorite joke:

A flea walks into a bar, shivering and sneezing. The curious bartender asks the flea whats the matter. Flea: "I hitched a ride here in biker's beard. That motorcycle ride must be the coldest trip I ever had." The bartender decides to give the flea some advice. Bartender: "Next time seek out the patch of hair between a woman's legs. Should be warm and cozy."
The next day an icecube is wheeled into the bar (hey as if a talking flea makes sense). After some defrosting and pooring strong liquor into the poor thing, it turns out to be the flea. Bartender: "Why didn't you follow my advise?" The flea answered: "I did follow your advise. I found a patch of hair between a woman's legs. And it was so nice and warm and cozy that I fell asleep."
"But when I woke up I was in the biker's beard again."