Married 25 years. Took a look at my wife one day
and said, "Honey, 25 years
ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, we
slept on a sofa bed and watched
a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep
every night with a hot 25
year old blonde."
"Now we have a nice house, a nice car, a
king-size bed and a plasma big
screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old
woman. It seems to me that you are
not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She then told
me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old blonde. And that she would make
sure that I was once again
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10 inch black and white TV
