chazbo
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9 years ago
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates.
In honor of the holiday season St Peter said, you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas in order to get into heaven.
The Englishman fumbles through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It's a candle, he said.
You may pass though the pearly gates, St.Peter said.
The Scotsman reached into his pockets and pulled out a set of keys.He shook them and said, they are bells.
St Peter said, you may pass through the pearly gates.
The Irishman started searching through his pockets and pulled out a pair of women's underwear.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, and just what do those symbolize?
Patty replied, these are Carols.
And so the season beginsπŸŽ„



DrafterX
9 years ago
How did they die..?? πŸ˜•
Burner02
9 years ago
deadeyedick
9 years ago

How did they die..?? πŸ˜•

DrafterX wrote:



Carol's husband.🀬
DrafterX
9 years ago
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