Per my profile, this is my 500th post! Let's have a party!

500 in less than 2 months! Does this make me a posting whore?

[jester]

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no

Awesome, don't feel so bad now. Thanks!

Really though, I have greatly enjoyed my first two months here. Love all the banter! Great site with even better BOTL! Thanks for making me feel welcome!

[hug]

Hello Hank. I'm Yoandy v.2.0 from the year 2073. Through a combination of cybereugenics and tennis ball enemas I've been able to live for nearly 100 years without aging a second. And I'm way cooler than I used to be, as I'm sure you can tell from my sunglasses.

Anyway, I just wanted to warn you about a future event. Next summer, Z invites you and me on a camping trip. We both accept and I just have to say - best decision of our lives. Zero regrets. If anything, I'd say go ahead and have that extra glass of wine at the end of the night.

Happy 500th post!

Is this the new 500?

No, it's the look at me thread!

Ram approved?

Its not a celebration without cake!

He gots a lot of 'em...

Are we signing a NDA?

Non-disclosure agreement?

We do know the plans for his tubador....

Yawn.

where the hell did I go? I didn't answer the payphone at the gas station, but if the cuban cyborgs got me, then I shouldn't technically exi

Only in your dreams... Did some searching and confirmed my idea is a wiener! I'm gonna be rich!

[sarcasm]

Hey now, I have only had a couple totally worthless threads...let's not get ahead of ourselves.
[ram27bat]

With whipped cream?

BOOOO!