Noob you post and cry
But your order is Dee-Ohh-Ayy
Platinum Prevails

My favorite:

Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now

Ok... that one's fun

You are dumb af
you bid on mystery lots
noobs are dumb af

There once was a man from Nantucket...........whoooopppppps, wrong forum

Buying Cigars Here

Can Cause You Trepidation

But Still I Bid Here 🤐

The cbid upgrade
Went sideways in a hurry
La Princessa weeps

Noobs noobs everywhere
Whining and crying out loud
where are my cigars?

A wish in one hand
A crap in the other
Which one filled up first?

That's what the noobs said
Handfull of fecal matter
that they call cigars

I crapped my pants
It ran all the way down my leg
No toilet paper

ZRX Cornholes
Drafter all night and all day
Smells of Vic's seaman

Gets my vote as the winner ... odds are long against a better one being submitted later ... chisel my vote in stone