Hillary Phoned President Trump


Hillary phoned the President's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to President Trump, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, the President's assistant agreed to disturb his study time.
“So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump.

“Supreme Court Judge Ginsburg just died, and I would like to take her place.”, begged Hillary.

“Well, it’s alright with me, if it’s OK with the funeral home.”, replied President Trump.

He didn't say that.....he said, "You wouldn't fit in the coffin.....because you're crooked."

I love jokes with multiple punch lines.

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