www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/17/florida-woman-drunkenly-bites-mans-fishing-line-swims-away-with-lure-police-say.html

A Florida fisherman got quite the catch Tuesday -- but it happened to be an intoxicated 22-year-old woman instead of a prized fish, according to police.

Authorities were called to the St. Johns County Pier at 6 p.m. after a fisherman said a woman bit his fishing line and swam off with his lure, Action News Jax reported.

The fisherman told deputies that Alexandria Turner, 22, appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed at him, according to a police report.

The 22-year-old woman then allegedly bit the fishing line and swam away with the rigging.

When Turner was asked to come to the pier office, she reportedly became belligerent and refused to walk inside.

Turner then started upsetting the "sense of public norm at the pier" when police tried to take her into protective custody, officials said.

Turner refused to let deputies handcuff her and screamed, "I'm f------ naked!" several times, the report said. She was later arrested for disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest without violence, according to Action News Jax

so, was she naked..?? 😕

Sounds more like bath salts than alcohol. Crazy people

DNA tests are getting quicker if they have already identified that creature as female

If I hooked something that ugly, I'd have cut the line... she can have that lure.

🤣

This is great....the pier is right down the street

Are y'all sure that just ain't one big catfish?

Its that new pussfish 🙂

hehe...it really blows...and sometimes sucks...


howyadoin Anfernee?

Sounds like a
"Brackish backwater busa bait blowout bullietin"
To me...

Lol