Something here to offend several folks....LOL, love PI humor.
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make
your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord
said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall
not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested."
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted
an
example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't
even know for sure who he is."
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans
also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not
steal?
We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too
wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not
commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?"
They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10."
Charlie
There, that ought to offend just about everybody!
