Breaking news: The Chicago police department is replacing all sirens with the National Anthem. This will cause suspects to stop running and take a knee.

Bwaahaahaaa

Well played.

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Heard that New Orleans adopted the plan first.

An old lady went into a bar in Tucson AZ, and saw a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table.

He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The old woman asked the man if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.

The man grinned and said, 'Sure is, little lady. Why don't you come to my apartment and let me prove it to you?'

The old woman considered she might never get an offer like this again and was curious to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, 'Well, thank you, I'm really flattered. Nobody has ever paid me for my 'services' before!

''Don't be flattered' she replied...

'Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit...'