Burner02
8 years ago
A deaf mute guy walks up to a foursome on the first hole, hands one of the players a card that says “I am a deaf mute, playing as a single, may I play through?”

The guy that gets the card is a jerk, shakes his head no and points the deaf mute to go back.

A few holes later the jerk is standing in the fairway and gets hit in the back by a golf ball.

He turns around ticked and sees the deaf mute holding up four fingers.


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deadeyedick
8 years ago
Reminds of that golf scene from Sideways 🤣
Gene363
8 years ago
I didn't see that one coming.
Ewok126
8 years ago
RMAN4443
8 years ago

I didn't see that one coming.

Gene363 wrote:


neither did the douchebag that got hit in the back=d> .......Payback IS a bitch[frypan]
Krazeehorse
8 years ago
jespear
8 years ago
Joe slices his tee shot so bad that it goes over the trees to the adjacent fairway.
FOUR ! ! !, yells Joe, and then proceeds to go look for his ball.
When he and his caddy get to the other fairway, they see another golfer laying flat on his back with Joe's ball implanted squarely on his forehead.
The caddy says, 'Holy schitt ! Whatta ya gonna do, Joe ?"
Joe says . . .
"Well, I think if I fade a 7 iron . . ."


#-o
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