As I Get Older, I Realize:

1. I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

2. I consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.

3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

4. My people skills are just fine It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

5. The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

6. I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

7. These days, "on time" is when I get there.

8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

9. Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

10. "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

11. When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

12. I thought growing old would take longer.

13. Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.

14. I still haven't learned to act my age.

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I can remember when I would have laughed at that........barely.

Dam, I don't like people writing about me.

#3 on the list.........My son gave me the T-shirt for my B-Day last year😂

and #5 fits perfectly...........I'm pretty sure I'll remember that without writing it down:^o