http://www.pennlive.com/daily-buzz/2018/01/pa_pair_sought_for_stealing_cr.html 

This is why I don't shop at walmart. What do you do when you catch these two criminal masterminds? They're in rascals....

I can just feel the white trash oooze out of those places.

should be easy to catch.

Just check local hospitals, they must have needed to get the scooters surgically removed.

Seriously... how did they get away?

There's no way those rascals can outrun a person...

Was the person they stole the credit card from on a rascal as well?

Was this rascal on rascal crime?

Wait for it....

Wait for it....




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It seems being a fat lazy slob is the new handicap that has people driving these jazzies around. No shortage of these types at a Walmart.

Just got back from Walmart... had to grab some medicine for the wife.

Douchebag in the parking lot casing cars, asked a guy for a light, then started walking around. I looked right at him as he came toward me and said, "Casing cars, eh douchebag? Why don't you get the **** out of here, ****?"

Then he says, "Oh, no... I just like that type of car". Yeah... an innocent douchebag would have been really pissed off that I assumed that he was casing cars, not making excuses for casing cars. He left rather quickly.

It takes ballz to use a getaway vehicle that tops out at 2 mph...

This story needs a soundtrack.

Or at least at the top speed of his rascal.

perfect.

Benefit of our local Walmart being in a relatively wealthy area....nowhere near as trashy as others. Been to a couple in poorer areas...yikes...never again.

yah...poor people give poor people a bad name...

http://www.pennlive.com/daily-buzz/2018/01/accused_walmart_scooter_bandit.html 

The criminal masterminds have turned themselves in.

Now they just need their own show on TLC and the cycle will be complete.

Did they really turn themselves in, or did they run out of battery and need a lift home? Ha!

At Walmart, even the secret shoppers are dumb af. One time I was there with my wife and some old bat (some old white lady...) Was following me around... And because I was there for no other purpose than yo tag along with the wife, I started screwing with her trying to act suspicious.

Anyway, we end up in the hair products isle and she pops up on the backside of it. So I decide to go see what she was looking at, and see she's checking out black hair products.

I look at her and start lmfao, then she starts laughing. Good times, she quit following me though.