How do you find out if your dog or your wife loves you more.?. Lock both in the trunk of your car over night, open the next morning, and see whos happy to see you...

Sobek501 wrote:

TW uses what he calls "the peanut butter test"...

tailgater wrote:

finally figured out his first 3 were allergic.

frankj1 wrote:

Okay.
Here's one that that is not for the written page, BUT is funnier than schitt when told IN PERSON.

Ask someone the question, "Why do men like to marry women who smoke ?"
When the person says, "I don't know. Why ?", (or something to that affect), just DO THIS . . .
Make a loose fist and hold it out in front of you.
Tell the person to insert his/her finger between your thumb and index finger.
Then sqeeze their finger two or three times in rapid succesion while simultaneously coughing with each squeeze.

Trust me, it works ! 👍

jespear wrote:

huh?


Yo momma soo stoopid, she thinks McDonalds is a farm.

Hank_The_Tank wrote:

Wife walks in to the bedroom and sees her husband naked on the bed with a little white pill on the tip of his pecker.

 She ask "What is that?"

Husband replies, "Its an aspirin, for the headache im sure your gonna have  You can take it orally or like a suppository"

Sobek501 wrote:

Okay.
Here's one that that is not for the written page, BUT is funnier than schitt when told IN PERSON.

Ask someone the question, "Why do men like to marry women who smoke ?"
When the person says, "I don't know. Why ?", (or something to that affect), just DO THIS . . .
Make a loose fist and hold it out in front of you.
Tell the person to insert his/her finger between your thumb and index finger.
Then sqeeze their finger two or three times in rapid succesion while simultaneously coughing with each squeeze.

Trust me, it works ! 👍

jespear wrote: