LetsRock
8 years ago
Stopped at 7-11 for a quick coffee and buttered roll for the drive to work this morning. Is it so hard to spread the butter evenly over the surface of the roll rather than a half pound blob of butter right in the center?

I can tell you that I worked in a deli many moons ago and buttered hundreds of rolls and the answer is...NO, it is not that hard to do.

Rant over!!!
teedubbya
8 years ago
drafter says you can butter his muffin
LetsRock
8 years ago

drafter says you can butter his muffin

teedubbya wrote:



Chocolate chip?
teedubbya
8 years ago

Chocolate chip?

LetsRock wrote:




Depends how recently the chamber has been emptied.
LetsRock
8 years ago

Depends how recently the chamber has been emptied.

teedubbya wrote:



Right, probably more like chocolate chunk.
RMAN4443
8 years ago

Right, probably more like chocolate chunk.

LetsRock wrote:


Stay away from the choco-chip corn muffins 🤦
teedubbya
8 years ago
I'd also avoid the nuts
RMAN4443
8 years ago

I'd also avoid the nuts

teedubbya wrote:


well, you can just push the nuts aside, but that corn goes through and through
teedubbya
8 years ago
true...true but if the nuts accidentally brush against your lips even just once you are branded for life. ask drafter.
ZRX1200
8 years ago
If you're drinking 711 coffee and eating their food you have bigger problems than the surface tension of their genetically modified bread product and the viscosity of their "butter" spread.
LetsRock
8 years ago

If you're drinking 711 coffee and eating their food you have bigger problems than the surface tension of their genetically modified bread product and the viscosity of their "butter" spread.

ZRX1200 wrote:



Cant argue but I was running late and needed a quick fix...I guess I get what I pay for.
teedubbya
8 years ago
Not always. That one time in Vegas I didn’t pay for a tranny
JadeRose
8 years ago

Not always. That one time in Vegas I didn’t know it was a tranny until I blew him

teedubbya wrote:








wheel'd that for you
teedubbya
8 years ago
But I definitely knew before I did that.
ZRX1200
8 years ago
So that's what happened to TrannyMike?
LetsRock
8 years ago

Not always. That one time in Vegas I didn’t pay for a tranny

teedubbya wrote:



I guess you had your muffin buttered that night...
Whistlebritches
8 years ago

I guess you had your muffin buttered that night...

LetsRock wrote:



Actually it was a kolache..............I stuffed it with sausage and Irish cream for him.
frankj1
8 years ago
have him roll over and butter the other side
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