There once was a van by the river
The perv in it would make you quiver
He'll invite you in
And teach you to sin
And make you a taker, not giver !

jespear wrote:

I was really thinking a line at a time. But individual creativity sways has merit, and yes John that was good.

There once was a van by a river
That Hank decided to enter
He went into shock
When he saw Z's big ****
He walked out in a bow legged manner
Crying please no more with that hammer
Z could only laugh
At Hank's obvious gaffe

Speyside wrote: