Dang it you walking carpet! If you was with in my reach, I would midget punch you in the nut sack! Then you wouldn't have to worry about getting bit no more! You know why!

Pic's coming soon for our over sized sheep dog Chewy and Dpnewell.

You sonsab..... [ram27bat]

What did you do to pizz Franky Tripod off?

yawn...

you're obviously a great deal more enthusiastic about this thread than I am, Frank ...

It was the wrong address for Franky T but that does not mean nothing as the addy on the box can be faked. I will say it didnt feel like a Tripod bomb. Now what I will say is according to my contact (post master for Memphis) The package actually originated in Birmingham AL. as their records can't be faked. Now after doing some digging I do have one address that is out in Birmingham and his enitials is Smoke Monkey! Now with that said, that does not mean that it was Smoke. I am sure other people (one or two) live there as well. I just don't know which one or two on here does.:-k

Now unless whom ever it is has recently moved, If everyone here will check their records to see if they have an addy for Birmingham AL we might be able to figure out who this is coming from. Oh, and whom ever sent these bombs to the others, they used my address once so that means either one they have my addy or two someone on here knows who it is cause they would have given my addy to Chewy.......Oh and Smoke does have my address lol.

There isn't but one way I know how to pizz off Franky T. That would be to tell him my pecker is bigger than his then send him a pic to prove it.


I wouldn't do that though cause, I would have to photo shop the photo and my PC cant handle zooming in that far on a pic so I could blow it up. 😰

Nothing wrong with getting your pecker Blown. UP 🇨🇮

Anybody could have been traveling in that area and sent it out same shiat happened to me a while back still owe that phugger

Very true indeed and AL is a nice enough place to visit. I mean everyday I hear people saying "Man I cant wait for vacation cause I am going to Birmingham! 😲..... Of course I am telling a lie but one could have family out there or going to see the Monkey clan. If I had the money I would go see the Monkey clan.

Also it has been suggested that someone could have been recruited as a sidekick. If that was true that means I am extra special cause they paid for shipping twice! Man my wife wont even spend that kind of money on lil ole Ewok. Heck the other day she told me she was going to bring me some lunch. She brought the bowl in the office and sit it down for the dog to eat. I got growled at when I made the dog move over so I could get some kibble as well.

Was it good

Shenanigans that is all I am saying

Thanks for auto spell

Well, according to my seasoned palate. There was a strong taste of cardboard and a slight touch of artificial bacon. The after taste consisted of chicken beaks with a strong taste of fish butt hole. The long after taste lasted about two days. It paired well with the toilet water I had to get to wash it all down with. I am glad she left the lid up but I do wish she would flush.
8-[

I have forgot what that was like... Its been a long time since I have stuck a firecracker down my pants.:-k

Was there something floating in the John when you drank and if so what flavor did you get out of it

Like chit with peanuts!

It's that non biodegradable toilet paper I got issues with. That just messes up ya poop day in bad bad way.

Dam no corn that's disappointing

Nope no corn but, I think I did get a hold of a green bean. At least that is what I thought it was.... Could have been a tape worm. Who knows.[gonzo]

Did it need salt

check, please!