jespear
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8 years ago


Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
Where do they all go?

Wonder no more! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird
and lives an extremely ordered and complex life. Penguins are extremely
committed to their family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a
form of compassionate contact with their offspring throughout the remainder
of their life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family
and their social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using only
their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead
bird to be rolled into, and buried.

After packing the ice back in the hole, the male penguins then gather in a
circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

* You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did ya?*
Whistlebritches
8 years ago

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
Where do they all go?

Wonder no more! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird
and lives an extremely ordered and complex life. Penguins are extremely
committed to their family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a
form of compassionate contact with their offspring throughout the remainder
of their life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family
and their social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using only
their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead
bird to be rolled into, and buried.

After packing the ice back in the hole, the male penguins then gather in a
circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

* You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did ya?*

jespear wrote:



No......but I heard you blew a seal once.
DrafterX
8 years ago
I heard Bloody raped a penguin once... 😟
ZRX1200
8 years ago
Bloody told me he liked milking bulls with his mouf
frankj1
8 years ago

No......but I heard you blew a seal once.

Whistlebritches wrote:


perfect placement...

for the record, John, half way through I thought you did know.
Speyside
8 years ago
Well played. Thanks for the laugh!
jespear
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8 years ago

No......but I heard you blew a seal once.

Whistlebritches wrote:




Nah . . . It was just some vanilla ice cream. 🤦
JGKAMIN
8 years ago
And here I thought this was going to be about Sidney Crosby and how he acts whenever the opposition gets within 6 feet of him on the ice.
qmech
8 years ago
Another global warming story with a amusing ending based on the Penguin's pain...Oh the inhumanity.... the inhumanity how could you go this far?!?!?!?! My heart is shaking..... no trembling in fear of the coming storm from the castle Aaargh and the cruel Princess Penelope..
delta1
8 years ago
even Batman knows...Penguins never die!!!!
frankj1
8 years ago
old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
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