Speyside
8 years ago
Standing in a park I wondered why frisbees look larger as they get closer, then it hit me.
tailgater
8 years ago
I used to have some phobias about speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.

jespear
8 years ago
I was kissing my Honey, and her nose was runny.
She thinks it's funny, but it's not.
qmech
8 years ago
Random thoughts..
delta1
8 years ago
hey...smell this....
frankj1
8 years ago

I was kissing my Honey, and her nose was runny.
She thinks it's funny, but it's Snot.

jespear wrote:


fify
jjanecka
8 years ago
People get mad because I ignore most speed bumps. Those damn dips and humps are what screw with me.
deadeyedick
8 years ago
Some guy broke into my house but all he took was my TV remote.

Now he just drives by and changes my channel. Sick bassturd!
DrafterX
8 years ago
Sh'tter's full.. 😟
jespear
8 years ago

fify

frankj1 wrote:



No need to fix it, Frankie T.
The whole point was for people to figure it out for themselves. 🤦

Here's another one they should be able to figure out, but I'll "fix it" so you don't get all bent outta shape. . . .

Seven days on a honeymoon makes a whole week. (hole weak)
RMAN4443
8 years ago

No need to fix it, Frankie T.
The whole point was for people to figure it out for themselves. 🤦

Here's another one they should be able to figure out, but I'll "fix it" so you don't get all bent outta shape. . . .

Seven days on a honeymoon makes a whole week. (hole weak)

jespear wrote:


Hmmmmmm,I would have thought a weeks worth would toughen it up...:-k
delta1
8 years ago
thought I heard that pickle juice can help it tighten up...:-k
Speyside
8 years ago
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
MojoFilter
8 years ago
“I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.”

― Steven Wright
frankj1
8 years ago

No need to fix it, Frankie T.
The whole point was for people to figure it out for themselves. 🤦

Here's another one they should be able to figure out, but I'll "fix it" so you don't get all bent outta shape. . . .

Seven days on a honeymoon makes a whole week. (hole weak)

jespear wrote:


hope the weather is good for you Saturday
jespear
8 years ago

hope the weather is good for you Saturday

frankj1 wrote:



Rain rain
Don't soak my turf
Little johnny
wants to herf

All that's left to do is set up the tables and put out the ashtrays.
Oh yeah . . . I have to get a few "raffle prizes" together too.
frankj1
8 years ago
you serving your award winning fried spaghetti?
RMAN4443
8 years ago
Where's the Taco's with all the fixin's freshly prepped and ready to build?:-k 🇨🇮
frankj1
8 years ago

Where's the Taco's with all the fixin's freshly prepped and ready to build?:-k 🇨🇮

RMAN4443 wrote:


um, isn't that your shtick?
RMAN4443
8 years ago
True, but sometimes you gotta poke the bear...8-[
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