Here folks we have the lazy porker that whines because he has to click a mouse button. Here we can see them in their natural habitat with empty pizza boxes laying around from last year because it is to much trouble to walk 3 steps to a garbage can.
If you listen closely you can hear the native noises they make such as "OMG I had to swallow that water and its so hard to do" Or the famous sound of " Oh man I am out of breath because I had to wipe after taking a chit" My personal all time favorite sound they make is the " Ahhhh Fug IT! I am just going to piss my pants right here because its to far to walk to the toilet"
Here at the Lazy fat bastids of the world zoo we sell cigars in the vending machine to feed all of our critters but, With this one if you should purchase a cigar for it, you must cut it, light it then have awesome aim to hit its mouth. Then comes the fun part of kicking it in the ass so it will take a puff. If you miss its mouth, the lazy fat bastid will just sit there and watch the cigar burn up or go out a foot away from it because it is to exhausting for it to reach out and pick it up.
Now remember folks, our zoo runs on donations only and our staff only gets paid to listen and deal with these poor lazy animals through your generous donations. So please send Shana some cuppie cakes. If you message Victor he can tell you her favorite if you should feel the desire to help out.
We hope you enjoyed visiting Lazy fat bastids Zoo and remember, It could be your Millennial child up in this trailer park.
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