She's single... She lives right across the street and I can see her place from my kitchen window!
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door!
We aren't close but I knew she knew my wife was out of town.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said:
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to go dancing and drinking, and maybe fool
around a little....you know, have some fun. Are you doing anything tonight?"
I quickly replied: "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great!" she said. "Can you look after my dog ?" 🤦

DOH! 🤦

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B*tch...and not the dog...

...but is the dog a female?

That would be my luck except it would be can you look after my dog and 3 kids.

...and cut the grass and take out the trash!


[frypan] [frypan] [frypan]

She knew you liked puppy dogs.

🤣 🤣 🤣

Lol