At times I have moments of brilliance...

I went to the liquor store Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Four Roses and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Four Roses before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.


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Makes sense to me.