Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy

says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster

if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other

guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his

glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"

The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?"

The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting

conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow,

and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the

cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"

The first guy says, "I don't know."

The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're

qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know $hit?"

Barry

That's good.

Funny, I sometimes have that feeling in this forum.

What does one have to do with the other?

Just curious. I just don't get it.

Then you don't know your sh*t!!!!

I know a lot of $hit. Maybe just not the same $hit as you, smart guy.

Now ain't that some $hit! LoL

Barry

Good one......

I don't know diddly.

Cows and deer are ruminants. The horse is not. The horse craps undigested material because he does not rechew meals like the other two. Cows and deer do not actually eat the same stuff. A cow will eat grass but I have never seen one eating acorns. Though given the chance one might. They would probably eat pizza if you let 'em. I have seen deer eat corn, acorns and green twigs and other leafy material. Will one eat grass? Maybe. But not as a first choice. Grass is hard to digest. Because of this, the horse would have to eat more grass than the cow to get the same amount of nutrients. I think the main difference between the cow and deer **** is diet. The horse has a different digestive process altogether. Do I know my ****?

Don't know about your $hit, but you certainly know cow and deer $hit.

My gosh X.. I believe you qualify as a $hitologist..

Congrats

xrundog,

I hope you take your shoes off before you go in the house! LOL

Barry

Yes BMW, my wife frequently comments on how deep it gets around my house.

A cow has four stomachs, do I have four stomachs? Noooooooo.

the $hit runneth over...