A bear walks into a Bar.

The bartender says, What'll you have?

The bear says, "I'll have a Gin........................................................................ and tonic please."

The bartender says, "Sure, but what with the big pause?"

The bear says, "I was born with them."

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🤦 lol

Hah!

A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says;
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”

=d>

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a (dump) in the woods.
The bear asks the rabbit "ever have trouble with (stuff) sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says "nope".
The bear reaches over, grabs the rabbit and uses it to wipe himself with.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend’s kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

It seems every time I went to the zoo I found the bear in a different mood. One day angry, the next day sad. Didn't matter the weather or the time of day. So I asked the zoo keeper.
Seems it was a bi-polar bear.

These jokes are unbearable.

Ok - so...a dyslexic walks into a bra....

and then there was the dyslexic rabbi who kept saying "Yo".

A giraffe walks into a bar and says;
“Hey everybody! The highballs are on me!”

did you hear about the magician who was walking down the street and turned into a bar?

A ham sammich walks into a bar, and the bartender says;
“Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.

Two guys walk into a bar.
You'd think the second guy would have seen it.

A string walks into a bar and the bartender tells him "we don't serve strings here"
So he walks in the next day looking all disheveled and the bartenders says "aren't you the same string I threw out of here yesterday?"
To which he replies: "No, I'm afraid not"

Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist ?
He reads lips !