bs_kwaj
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7 years ago
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I just read that you are 3 times more likely to be killed by a vending machine

than you are to win the lottery!

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Gene363
7 years ago
How about getting struck by lightening, twice?
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MACS
7 years ago
Ya know... I used those exact statistics to dissuade my wife from the lotto. She still made me waste $2.
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Gene363
7 years ago
A winning ticket was supposedly sold in South Carolina, no worries, it wasn't me, I didn't buy one.

I do appreciate the lotto however, allowing a lottery in place of the poker machines that used to infest every gas station and quick market was almost worth letting the state go into the gambling business.
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jespear
7 years ago

😱

I just read that you are 3 times more likely to be killed by a vending machine

than you are to win the lottery!

🍺

bs_kwaj wrote:




I heard on the TV this morning that your chances of winning the Mega Millions lottery are 117 QUADRILLION to 1.
That's 117,000,000,000,000,000 to 1.
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Mr. Jones
7 years ago
I bought 3...

Oh well...

Back to scrapping..

"Keep living the dream....PEACE!" ( TACO STACKS)
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xibbumbero
7 years ago

Ya know... I used those exact statistics to dissuade my wife from the lotto. She still made me waste $2.

MACS wrote:



Just work some OT to keep her happy. Just remember,"happy wife,happy life'. X 👅
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SteveS
7 years ago
hey, X ... it's good to see your name in lights ... how's things?
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Whistlebritches
7 years ago

Ya know... I used those exact statistics to dissuade my wife from the lotto. She still made me waste $2.

MACS wrote:



Tightass
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thurson
7 years ago

A winning ticket was supposedly sold in South Carolina, no worries, it wasn't me, I didn't buy one.

Gene363 wrote:



Neither did I...But the mini mart is about 10 minutes from the house and I've been known to stop there for gas on the way to or from golf.
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deadeyedick
7 years ago

Neither did I...But the mini mart is about 10 minutes from the house and I've been known to stop there for gas on the way to or from golf.

thurson wrote:



Damn! I was going to ask if I could be your caddie. 😞
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thurson
7 years ago

Damn! I was going to ask if I could be your caddie. 😞

deadeyedick wrote:



Caddie schmaddie...I carry my own damn clubs!!! (ok, the cart does the work, I'm just along for the ride.)
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xibbumbero
7 years ago

hey, X ... it's good to see your name in lights ... how's things?

SteveS wrote:



Hey,Stevo,how youse been? I'm okay...I'm at a point where any day above ground is a good one. X 😄
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dstieger
7 years ago

😱

I just read that you are 3 times more likely to be killed by a vending machine

than you are to win the lottery!

🍺

bs_kwaj wrote:




I should have read this last week....clearly, the solution would have been to buy four lottery tickets.....to keep the vending machines at bay, at least
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