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Quickpump
Rookie Topic Starter

7 years ago

Ok, I'm new to the cigar thing but holy cow!, this Gurkha HMR has an opening bid of $400. Does it come with a brick or cocaine or something? It better be amazing for that amount of coin. Thoughts?

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opelmanta1900
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

Sooooooo... I'm gonna avoid the dozen or so obvious prostitute related jokes and assume "quick pump" refers to the gas station you've worked at for the last 38 years without promotion... I'm gonna call you Skippy... I've never had anyone pump my gas but if I did, I imagine it would end with me calling said person Skippy and throwing a nickel at their face...

Anywho Skip, gurkas are terrible... Don't waste your time,no matter what the price tag says...

Quickpump
Rookie Topic Starter

7 years ago

Thanks for the input ma'am. You sound nice. Like an old lady giving out sticks of gum and dental floss on Halloween. Tonight while you're telling your friends (14 cats) the story of how you gave yet another person on the internet an awesome nickname rest assured that I will most definitely be touching myself using the tears you caused as lube for my private time.

Sincerely,
Skippy the Magic Pump

Whistlebritches
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

I think Quickpump sounds like a nickname his girlfriend or boyfriend,no judging here,gave him.Hey there's worse nicknames........Nub,Pencildick,Bugfuqqer,TW so on and so forth.

Quickpump
Rookie Topic Starter

7 years ago

I was wondering when the rest of the Golden Girls would show up. You have a half naked chick on a bed for a profile pic so you must be the cool one. 👍

KingoftheCove
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

I was wondering when the rest of the Golden Girls would show up. You have a half naked chick on a bed for a profile pic so you must be the cool one. 👍

Quickpump wrote:

=d>

Not bad Pump!
Gurkhas suq btw.
A long time ago, some that sold in B&Ms only, were pretty good (so I hear from reliable sources)
Now?
You MAY find a decent Gurkha at a decent price online somewhere.
But the chances of that cigar remaining relatively consistent (you buying more a year later or so) is very slim.

Quickpump
Rookie Topic Starter

7 years ago

Tnx for the input Cove. I've been doing some research and it seems not too many ppl care much for the brand. I've got my eye on quite a few samplers so I'll stumble my way through till I find what I like. Read about keeping a cigar journal, for sure gonna do that.

frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

I think Quickpump sounds like a nickname his girlfriend or boyfriend,no judging here,gave him.Hey there's worse nicknames........Nub,Pencildick,Bugfuqqer,TW so on and so forth.

Whistlebritches wrote:

TW?
crazy.