https://www.wwaytv3.com/2018/10/25/police-naked-woman-tries-to-bite-off-mans-genitals/ 

The link says it all.

I’d post the text but cut paste and iPhones don’t get along.

iPhones are limited function, society killing contraptions.

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Wow! Just two days ago, Thursday, I went to an machine shop auction in Hanahan, SC. It was in a small industrial area. After loading up I left in the dark, not a place I'd care to be after dark. Two blocks before getting on the freeway a guy in dark clothing walked right in front of a car in front of me, darn near got smashed. Good thing I had everything strapped down.

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