A Pennsylvania man died of his injuries this week, months after his wife shot him in the head during a drug-fueled argument about oatmeal, authorities said.

John Maki, 29, of Fayette County, was shot in the head April 5 after smoking crack cocaine with his wife, when he complained that she bought traditional oatmeal instead of the instant variety, authorities said.

Film at 11.... 🤔

Well chit, Gots to give her some kudos for her aiming abilities while loaded up on crack. 😲 😲 😲

well, duh...everybody knows that traditional oatmeal is way better than instant...

Wonder if she was smoking traditional Crack or some lame, instant equivalent.

I've heard that traditional oatmeal is harder to digest than Lego heads.

There is only one oatmeal, and it is Irish steel cut. All others are impostors.

David

Smoking Crack???? Sounds like someone needs a new lube???:-k

If they weren't high they would be eating steel cut oats instead of lumps snot, AKA regular oatmeal.

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^^^What he said!!!