Greetings all,

I’ve been stalking the forum for entertainment for a while now and felt I should at least say Hi officially. So, I’m a reformed 2 decades cigarette smoker. I was shown a flavorful new light on vacation almost three years ago. I’ve been kicking myself ever since over those years wasted on stale, chopped, fire cured tobacco bits. I’m now on a lifelong quest to sample every single type of cigar in existence. Found Cbid about a year and a half back, coincidentally at the exact time I discovered a startling lack of impulse control, and have been happily bursting beyond storage capacity ever since. Looking forward to meeting whomever I might and wish you all a warm weekend (wish may be geographically pointless for some of you).

Prerequisite info:
Name - I think it’s visible already. Real name in the profile for anyone really curious
Rank - Low
Serial Number - Kellogs, occasionally General Mills…wait, wrong serial...moving on
Always pancakes unless the waffles are constructed entirely of bacon.
Love camping. I camp out on the front porch or back deck as often as possible, warming in the piercing glare of my wife's through the window.

Prerequisite Questions:
What’s with all the overbidding, huh?
Do I store cellos on or off?
How do I get my platinum membership?
Who wants to send me their Padron Anniversaries to try? I’ll gladly trade my finest Quorums and Cuban Rounds.

Prerequisite disclaimer:
I tend to be very streaky in any online social forum. Can range from incessant daily jabber to weeks of complete silence. Please know it’s nothing personal. I just get easily distracte…OOHH, SQUIRREL!!!

You did fail to inform us of one very important detail...…...so I am assuming you have been in a Turkish prison.Please fill us in...….you're the first to join our ranks.

Welcome aboard... for once, a newb who did his homework.

And you seem semi-literate, too. Bonus points.

Subtract said points for a wrong answer... waffles rule.

Thanks, No actual Turkish prison but have attempted to replicate one in the neighborhood with other like-minded enthusiasts.

Appreciate the literacy recognition. Cost me near $80k for a paper certifying my ability to read, write, and regurgitate. Now finally putting those skills to use

well, a year and a half and you didn't write, you didn't call, but your mother and I are relieved to know you're OK....

but you're still a sonofabeach.

Don't call momma a beach. She's a slim, svelte sandbox at most

Colts' fan?

Nope. I'm close enough to Chi-town to be considered a remote suburb. Go Bears and d@mn the uprights!

Subtract more points for the following

Wad or fold
Long walks on the beach yes or no
Cats or dogs
Donuts or bagels
Chicken or the egg
Grape or pineapple white owl
Thick crust or thin crust
Rare or done
Dry or wet

BTW welcome to the asylum

Aloha from Hawaii! 👍

Chicago is a great city, hope to visit there again...but with that being said:

Go Pack Go!

Sweet Jesus! forgot the long walks question. Absolutely and even consider them romantic if the voices join me.

Rarely enough funds to neither wad nor fold, and when I do, another 5 pack and it's gone.
Cats - due to my inherent laziness in caretaking
Bagels - I don't gravitate towards sweet things, excepting the aforementioned wife. Please tell her I said that. She's still glaring
Chicken - that's what the coin flip said
Proud to say never a White Owl in my life. B&Ms, DMs, Swishers, Phillies, and Backwoods, but no Owls. So couldn't say
Thin - trying to cut down on carbs
Rare - Juice adds flavor
Dry/wet - entirely dependent on the situation

Thanks and coincidentally one of my favorite go-tos, excepting the Insidious

No Pack No! Once that far west you should be prohibited from Wisconsin fanaticism

Definitely a nice place to visit. Recommend you wait a couple months. Somewhat delayed winter is in full effect now

Have you seen CROS..?? 😕

Welcome! Stick around and enjoy - there’s some great guys on the forum. And some other ones, too...

Welcome to the nut house.

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I like this guy go over to the noob pib and get involved to earn some trust

Do you mind if we call you SOB ?

dat you, cameroon?

Neighbor?