I’ve been stalking the forum for entertainment for a while now and felt I should at least say Hi officially. So, I’m a reformed 2 decades cigarette smoker. I was shown a flavorful new light on vacation almost three years ago. I’ve been kicking myself ever since over those years wasted on stale, chopped, fire cured tobacco bits. I’m now on a lifelong quest to sample every single type of cigar in existence. Found Cbid about a year and a half back, coincidentally at the exact time I discovered a startling lack of impulse control, and have been happily bursting beyond storage capacity ever since. Looking forward to meeting whomever I might and wish you all a warm weekend (wish may be geographically pointless for some of you).

Prerequisite info:

Name - I think it’s visible already. Real name in the profile for anyone really curious

Rank - Low

Serial Number - Kellogs, occasionally General Mills…wait, wrong serial...moving on

Always pancakes unless the waffles are constructed entirely of bacon.

Love camping. I camp out on the front porch or back deck as often as possible, warming in the piercing glare of my wife's through the window.

Prerequisite Questions:

What’s with all the overbidding, huh?

Do I store cellos on or off?

How do I get my platinum membership?

Who wants to send me their Padron Anniversaries to try? I’ll gladly trade my finest Quorums and Cuban Rounds.

Prerequisite disclaimer:

I tend to be very streaky in any online social forum. Can range from incessant daily jabber to weeks of complete silence. Please know it’s nothing personal. I just get easily distracte…OOHH, SQUIRREL!!!

And you seem semi-literate, too. Bonus points.

Subtract said points for a wrong answer... waffles rule.

Appreciate the literacy recognition. Cost me near $80k for a paper certifying my ability to read, write, and regurgitate. Now finally putting those skills to use

but you're still a sonofabeach.

Wad or fold

Long walks on the beach yes or no

Cats or dogs

Donuts or bagels

Chicken or the egg

Grape or pineapple white owl

Thick crust or thin crust

Rare or done

Dry or wet

Aloha from Hawaii! 👍

Chicago is a great city, hope to visit there again...but with that being said:

Go Pack Go!

Rarely enough funds to neither wad nor fold, and when I do, another 5 pack and it's gone.

Cats - due to my inherent laziness in caretaking

Bagels - I don't gravitate towards sweet things, excepting the aforementioned wife. Please tell her I said that. She's still glaring

Chicken - that's what the coin flip said

Proud to say never a White Owl in my life. B&Ms, DMs, Swishers, Phillies, and Backwoods, but no Owls. So couldn't say

Thin - trying to cut down on carbs

Rare - Juice adds flavor

Dry/wet - entirely dependent on the situation

Thanks and coincidentally one of my favorite go-tos, excepting the Insidious

Definitely a nice place to visit. Recommend you wait a couple months. Somewhat delayed winter is in full effect now

dat you, cameroon?

Neighbor?