But Jews invest. LOL

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

P.S. Just a quote from my Jewish Grandfather.

I'm confused. Jesus was a Jew. Did he invest the money that he saved? He probably should've invested in a body guard.

Reminds me of a joke:

Drunk driving down the highway and he sees his preacher run off the road and into a river.....

Drunk pulls him out of the water and says, "Reverend you are lucky to be alive and that you did not kill your self."

Preacher says: "The Lord was riding with me, my son"

Drunk "Better let him ride with me before you break his neck"

Semi LOL

Charlie

I always thought that was Cheeses !

Actually:

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/jesusshaves/male 

and:

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/jesushatestheyankees/male 

much to the disdain of the Jewish Zealots, Jesus actually "endorsed" Caesar's taxation.

Old Boston Hockey Joke: someone wrote "Jesus Saves" on a wall - underneath another wrote "but Esposito scores on the rebound". Gotta be a Bruin fan and a FOG to like that one....

C3S

Hymn 43

Oh father high in heaven -- smile down upon your son

whose busy with his money games -- his women and his gun.

Oh Jesus save me!

And the unsung Western hero killed an Indian or three

and made his name in Hollywood

to set the white man free.

Oh Jesus save me!

If Jesus saves -- well, He'd better save Himself

from the gory glory seekers who use His name in death.

Oh Jesus save me!

I saw him in the city and on the mountains of the moon --

His cross was rather bloody --

He could hardly roll His stone.

Oh Jesus save me!

Sorry, thats what came to mind when I saw the thread title

Duh Duh Dunna Duh DUUUUHHHH DAAAAAA

Kachicka Kachicka Kachicka Kachicka

Duh Duh Dunna Duh DUUUUHHHH DAAAAAA

riff to Hymn 43 ^

My Jewsih ex-bosses favorite joke..

Why did God create Gentiles...

Someone has to buy retail...

Andy, that the wrong key....

^ drummers.......

LOL! Life is too short to pay retail.

JESUS IS COMING!!!!!

look busy or hide

Jesus saves, but can he hit the slider.....?

Charlie

Katchika?

No...it's Kachuka!

I think your album is scratched.

Lord please bless all that post here

Put your faith in God but row away from the rocks!

after some review, I have determined that Adroomi is right, it is indeed "Kachucka".

Baron Porthos Posted,

"Put your faith in God but row away from the rocks!"

My philosophy exactly.

I have heard that Jesus was a Liberal.

He endorsed paying taxes,

Hung out with prostitutes

Made water into wine, not grape juice as the baptists would have us believe.

espoused turning the other cheek, not preemptive strikes.

And told all the churches that they had his fathers message wrong.

Sounds Like a Liberal to me.

LOL

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)