The hypnotist at the senior center
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> It was
> entertainment night at the Senior Citizens'
> After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it
> was time for the star of the show, Claude the
> Hypnotist!
>
> Claude explained that he was
> going to put the whole audience into a trance.
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> "Yes, each and every one of
> you and all at the same time." said Claude.
>
> The excited chatter dropped to
> silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat
> pocket; a beautiful
> antique gold pocket watch and chain.
>
> "I want you to keep your
> eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high
> for all to see.
>
> "It is a very special and
> valuable watch that has been in
> my family for six generations" said
> Claude.
>
> He began to swing the watch
> gently back and forth while quietly
> chanting “Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch
> the watch”
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> The audience became mesmerized as
> the watch swayed back and forth.
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> The lights were twinkling as they
> were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.
>
> A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes
> followed the movements of the
> gently swaying watch. They were hypnotized.
>
> And then, suddenly, the chain
> broke!!!
>
> The beautiful watch fell to the
> stage and burst apart on impact".
>
> "CHIT" said
> Claude.
>
> It took them three days to clean
> up the Senior Citizens' Center. And, Claude was never
> invited back again.

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