Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

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LOL

Lol!! Classic!

Old brick layer told me once, he didn’t need to take Viagra...just needed one taped to the headboard so he could give it a lick every now and then!

the hot mama had a financial adviser who told her to hook up with an old guy with a serious heart condition...