Animal crackers?

only gluten free.

Ahhhhh...makes sense

Not where I thought that was going

Can a Vegan eat p***y?

Or for that matter swallow c**?

That's where I thought that was going

Sometimes it tak ed s a few minutes, but it always gets There...8-[

a few minutes....really?.......man, I can only go about 30-45 seconds...

Same here......my wife wishes I had more longevity#-o



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My wifes just happy I'm not a vegan

I knew a vegan who loved sausage

My ex used to tell me to drop dead...8-[

she was right, you never listened to her needs.

It was always about her needs...she never dropped dead when I wanted her to...[-(

you want me and Drafter should, ah, adjust this for you?

I wish you'd have asked me that about 30 years ago...at this point, I guess I'm going to let it go....thanks for the offer8-[

One of my ex's once told me to hurry up and get it over with - but that was a long time ago.

Dang I'm glad I don't have the problems you folks have. I'm nearly 62 and still performing like I was in my 20s. But then again, I don't eat the SAD (standard American diet). Low carb, high Omega 3 fats and moderate protein mixed with intermittent fasting. I also avoid the tons of high estrogen foods that typical American males consume on a daily basis. Oh, and having a hot wife doesn't hurt.

Tonight's dinner will be wild caught Alaskan Sockeye salmon and organic asparagus, both sautéed in copious amounts of grass fed Irish butter and avocado oil.

David

Speaking of Vegans, here's a dirty little secret they don't want you to know. To produce 100 lbs. of humanely pasture raised animal protein results in the death of an average of 2 animals. To produce 100 lbs. of Vegan protein results in the death of approximately 7.5 animals. Rats, mice, reptiles, ground nesting birds etc. are sucked into harvesting equipment and their guts, blood and flesh are splatter all over the Vegan's "cruelty free" grains and vegetables. Not to mention the 1000s of animals that are displaced when meadows and pastures are converted to farm land.

David