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Pudding Mittens' Extra E-Z Guide To Aging Cigars:Step 1: buy a lot more per unit of time than you can smoke in that unit of time. Sharpie-date everything (I use month/year format, like "4/19" for April 2019).
Step 2: always smoke the oldest stuff first.
Step 3: there is no Step 3.
Benefits Of The System:* Aging happens automatically with this system!
* The age of the cigars you're smoking keeps getting longer and longer, automatically.
* You automatically develop an ever-enlarging hoard that is utterly immune to future schitty stuff, such as:
1. yearly price increases
2. legally-mandated dumbed-down, crappy blends
3. legally-mandated ultra-low nicotine limits
4. huge new sin taxes
5. legally-mandated giant box graphics like photos of diseased lungs and invalid warnings that only apply to cigarettes.
6. possible outright bans someday
* You automatically know the acquisition date of everything you have (it's right on the item!), WITHOUT the hassle of maintaining a spreadsheet or database or paperwork of any kind.
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