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Whistlebritches
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7 years ago

I hear these are going in at Walmarts everywhere.............pharmacy section.Z told me he'd like one next to his pool table.I'm guessing it's so he can fondle the balls while in action.

https://boingboing.net/2017/04/24/sperm-extraction-machine-yours.html

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Ewok126
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7 years ago

Yeah, Z bought mine cause I cut him a deal on it. When I got it I found out it did not come with a step stool for the tall impaired folks like me. I got tired of getting punched in the forehead over and over. I only got to use it properly once. The wife said she would never let me stand on her back again while doing that. So yeah, I took a big loss on it but, anything to help a brother out you know. They normally go for 13k, I let him have it for 100 bucks since I did use it the one time and because I didn't bother to clean it up. Z said he didn't mind.

Edited by user 7 years ago | Reason: Not specified

Gene363
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7 years ago

$13k would buy a lot of happy endings with a free massage, so I've heard.

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DrafterX
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7 years ago

True... True... 😟

Whistlebritches
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7 years ago

$13k would buy a lot of happy endings with a free massage, so I've heard.

Gene363 wrote:

In Thailand yes...…...not to mention basket fuqs,best happy ending known to man

teedubbya
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7 years ago

Kraftpaid under a hunnert didn’t he?

ZRX1200
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7 years ago

You can even put a Teedubya mask on this beotch

Whistlebritches
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7 years ago

You can even put a Teedubya mask on this beotch

ZRX1200 wrote:

I was thinking more Jessica Alba or Jennifer Garner...……….but if TW trips your trigger

delta1
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7 years ago

wonder if wives would prefer letting their hubbies have one of these machines, instead of a GF/mistress on the side...

maybe add internet to the touchscreen on top....

Edited by user 7 years ago | Reason: Not specified

frankj1
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7 years ago

#10

Whistlebritches wrote:

wondering what you were searching for when you came up with this...

Whistlebritches
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7 years ago

#11

wondering what you were searching for when you came up with this...

frankj1 wrote:

I believe my google search was....."hands free sperm extraction".I have a prize bull and sell his sperm but I'm tired of jerking off the ungrateful bastid.

Edited by user 7 years ago | Reason: Not specified

frankj1
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7 years ago

#12

I believe my google search was....."hands free sperm extraction".I have a prize bull and sell his sperm but I'm tired of jerking off the ungrateful bastid.

Whistlebritches wrote:

excellent!