Hey all, I know it's been awhile I'll give details later if asked. What I can say is that I have a stack of BOMBS ready to go. Best part is my address changed so there is nothing you can do. Muhuhahahaha Start investing in mailboxes bitches cause daddy intends to treat your mailbox like I treat my liver. Both are evil and must be destroyed! 🙂 Missed you guys. Already called John(j:-)espear) and explained things will explain everything later and apologize to everyone personally for just vanishing like that.


[ram27bat] Let the bombings begin:-)

yeah StePHen, John just called me...John, not you you dirty bassturd!

gotta be 4 years...FOUR YEARS!

you didn't write, you didn't call...your mother and I were worried sick! (it's new schtick I started since you died. Just go with it)

so I asked John if it's OK for me, being Jewish and stuff, to tell anyone who asks about you, in the spirit of Easter...can I say "He is risen"?
He said OK.

welcome back from the dead. I really was worried about you brother.
how's the wife and kids?

Frank

oh, and two more things...

check your inbox from 2/20/15

and

WRONG FORUM...NOOB!

Welcome home....

[ram27bat]

That you Lazarus?

Good to see you CB!

That made me laugh. Like I never died and rose from the grave. Pretty sure I can bless and forgive sins now but it'll cost Cubans.:-)

You left?

ouch#-o

Cubans, eh? Litto shut you off?

but seriously, what's up with your health?

Mom wanted me to tell you to bring home milk and me and you need to discuss my allowance, four years worth at compound interest.[-o<

same old wisearse I see...


I am sooooo happy!

Holy f**k good to hear from you brother

Health is pretty good now. Had a few surgeries on my ankle but there isn't much they can do with my back but I'm managing. Not the reason I suddenly vanished though. That had to do with family, not my wife and kids. It's a long story that I don't mind telling and if people want to know I'll type up the whole sordid tale in General one day. If you have time one day and wanna know gimmie a call. I have no problem talking about it all now. Ooooo I just: had a brilliant idea. Everyone who's interested send me a pity bombing and I'll tell the tale! Better be the good stuff though, no rocky patels or anything from an 80 cigar assortment for the low low price of $25! What a bargin! Minimum Antano Double fuerte's from 2012 (El Martillo size)........ 🙂 Yes, yes! I can milk this baby into cigar heaven! Since I was dead and in heaven I know what it's like so bring your A game bombs!

Heaven is awesome, pet's are allowed and almost all religions live together in Harmony. God was showing me around but told me to be quiet as we passed one room. When I asked why we had to sneak past that:-) room he told me "Those are all the Baptists, they think they're the only one's here and everyone else is roasting in hell, especially the Jews. Since this IS Heaven we didn't have the heart to tell them they were wrong."

john gave me your number. I will call soon.

Welcome back!!!!

Holy chit. We all thought you was dead.

Glad to see it isn't so.

Aloha CB! Great to see you again. =d>

Stephen, so glad to hear that the report of your demise was greatly exaggerated. Good to have you back, bud.

David

80 cigars for $ 25 ! You have been gone a long time. Drafter told us you were banned.