Texas Aggie saw a sign that said, "Wet Cement".




So he did.


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One night a Texas Aggie saw a guy with an intensely bright flashlight pointed toward the sky.

Agggie says, Man that's one intense light you got there.

They guy says, No doubt... you could climb up that.

Aggie laughed and said.. you can't fool me. Soon as I got up there you'd turn it off!

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Piss off 'Sip.....

Redundant?

I've known some very fine engineers that were Aggies, including two gorgeous women engineers, nevertheless...

Did you hear about the Aggies that drowned in the river last night? They were riding on the back of a pickup when it went into the river, unfortunately, they could not get the tailgate open.

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^ Yep.

Forgot I started this thread. 😁

Figured there'd be a lot of Aggie jokes... but I reckon not enough time for some of the people here to stop insulting each other with high school level gay jokes/insults and whatnot.

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There was a group of Aggie science students that wanted to take a trip to the sun, but some UT students said that was impossible and that they would burn up along the way before they reached the sun.

The Aggies replied, “We’re going to travel at night!”

Yes, usually the gay flirting is enough to keep them busy, but I guess they get their feeling hurt and act out.

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As for an aggie joke, raising chickens:

An Aggie decides to raise chickens. So, he goes to the feed store and buys some chicks. He takes the chicks home, and plants them with their heads sticking up. He waters them, but they die. He goes back to the feed store and tells the proprietor that he bought defective chicks, and gets another set. This time he plants them with their heads sticking down. He waters them, but they die. He then sends a letter to the A&M Agricultural School describing the problem. They send a letter back asking for a soil sample.

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