CelticBomber
7 years ago
Just called my son who's been at the Jersey shore with friends. Just talked to him and he said he met a girl. I noticed he sounded REALLY upbeat so I asked him "Did you get laid?" his reply was "Not YET!" So please, send all the well wishes and prayers you can to the Irish Jew from Philly prowling the beaches of New Jersey! God Speed Jacob![-o<
delta1
7 years ago
[whip]


πŸ‘
corey sellers
7 years ago
πŸ™

Prayer sent

🍺
Ram27
7 years ago
Careful what you wish for!!!!! πŸ˜¨πŸ™Š
izonfire
7 years ago
Go get er Jacob!!!
Just make sure to wrap that rascal
jespear
7 years ago

Just called my son who's been at the Jersey shore with friends. Just talked to him and he said he met a girl. I noticed he sounded REALLY upbeat so I asked him "Did you get laid?" his reply was "Not YET!" So please, send all the well wishes and prayers you can to the Irish Jew from Philly prowling the beaches of New Jersey! God Speed Jacob![-o<

CelticBomber wrote:



:-k On the other hand . . . ([chef])

Just called my daughter who's been at the Jersey shore with friends. Just talked to her and she said she met a guy. I noticed she sounded REALLY upbeat so I asked her. "Did you get laid?" Her reply was "Not YET!"
So please, send all the well wishes and prayers you can to the Irish Jew from Philly prowling the beaches of New Jersey! God Speed !

Not quite the same, now, is it ?
steve02
7 years ago
May god bless and get you laid. It’s a special prayer that only us Jews know πŸ˜‰
delta1
7 years ago
why do Philly's Irish Jews go to the Jersey shore to get laid?
Speyside
7 years ago
What good would a prayers from a goyum do a good Jewish boy?
izonfire
7 years ago

:-k On the other hand . . . ([chef])

Just called my daughter who's been at the Jersey shore with friends. Just talked to her and she said she met a guy. I noticed she sounded REALLY upbeat so I asked her. "Did you get laid?" Her reply was "Not YET!"
So please, send all the well wishes and prayers you can to the Irish Jew from Philly prowling the beaches of New Jersey! God Speed !

Not quite the same, now, is it ?

jespear wrote:



Is to me. But, then again, I don’t have daughters. Or human offspring at all for that matter. Half human??? Uhhhh, maybe. Been hearin a lot of strange noises from these woods lately...
CelticBomber
7 years ago

:-k On the other hand . . . ([chef])

Just called my daughter who's been at the Jersey shore with friends. Just talked to her and she said she met a guy. I noticed she sounded REALLY upbeat so I asked her. "Did you get laid?" Her reply was "Not YET!"
So please, send all the well wishes and prayers you can to the Irish Jew from Philly prowling the beaches of New Jersey! God Speed !

Not quite the same, now, is it ?

jespear wrote:




HAH! WRONG! I gave my daughter the same advice I gave my son when she moved into the dorms at Temple. I told her that while she's still single she should go to a party get a little buzz going and find some hot guy to use and lose. It's all about making memories! Why wouldn't I want my daughter to have a little fun in her youth just like I'd want for my son as long as she's smart about it? Of course the key word is a LITTLE fun.....
jespear
7 years ago

HAH! WRONG! I gave my daughter the same advice I gave my son when she moved into the dorms at Temple. I told her that while she's still single she should go to a party get a little buzz going and find some hot guy to use and lose. It's all about making memories! Why wouldn't I want my daughter to have a little fun in her youth just like I'd want for my son as long as she's smart about it? Of course the key word is a LITTLE fun.....

CelticBomber wrote:



I admire your candor, StePHen ! =d>
CelticBomber
7 years ago

I admire your candor, StePHen ! =d>

jespear wrote:



Heh she didn't. Her response was something like "OH MY GOD!" 🀐 Then she ran away..... then she ran back and asked for money to go shopping (She never says for what... all I know is she doesn't spend it on me.) and then she ran away again.
Speyside
7 years ago
It seems like solid advice. Let the young be young. With a little guidance.
izonfire
7 years ago

It seems like solid advice. Let the young be young. With a little guidance.

Speyside wrote:



But let's not pretend there's no difference between the sexes. A daddy's natural instinct is to protect his little daughter, while at the same time he may encourage his young son to go out and explore. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Their is no such thing as gender neutral, regardless of how hard some may push that idea.
USNGunner
7 years ago
As an old time single successful skydiving sailor, all the positive vibes I can muster are headed for Jersey. πŸ™‚
CelticBomber
7 years ago
Ladies and Gentlemen. There is a God! I'm so proud right now.... NO! I'm NOT crying.... it's allergy's or something... high pollen count today....
USNGunner
7 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemen. There is a God! I'm so proud right now.... NO! I'm NOT crying.... it's allergy's or something... high pollen count today....

CelticBomber wrote:



Sweet. Give the lad our congratulations on a job well done. =d>
frankj1
7 years ago

Sweet. Give your daughter our congratulations on a job well done. =d>

USNGunner wrote:


weird
delta1
7 years ago
and somewhere in south Philly, a father cries...
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