"24% of Americans say they'd jump in a swimming pool within an hour of having diarrhea."

That quote is from a CNN news article on cryptosporidium... and it's my new favorite statistic...

I think I'm gonna have "proud twenty-four percenter" shirts made...

Unless your sphincter is suspect... I don't see a problem.

I mean, if it's only been an hour, I don't know if I would be confident... And a true 24 percenter doesn't wade in... He "jumps" in...it's ballsy....

Put A Cork In It....:-k

Or... a Fuzzy.

Ya...........skinny dip and go for the cannon ball enema...

If you poorly wipe does something magical happen at an hour and 1 minute where it's better?

Well i wouldn't call crusting "magical"...

doubt enough Americans live close enough to a swimming pool to give any credence to that number...

Why you gotta sh*t on my thread Al?

I'm sorry...

to be honest...I don't want anybody to get any ideas about testing that out in my pool...

A nice bum crust makes it all better

I wouldn't say makes it all Better... Just makes it flake off into chunks sizeable enough for the pool filter to manage...

LOL. Thanks to eye surgery, I can only swim if I have watertight goggles or mask. Since there is no such thing, that means I'm only ending up in the drink if I fall out of a boat. Between this post and the weekly shark attacks, I suddenly am starting to feel a *whole lot* better about not being able to swim or snorkel any more.

BTW, nearly every person near where I live seems to use the sanitizing wipes on shopping carts at grocery stores these days. Can't the pools put out a butt wipe dispenser? Hello, patent office?

I can’t swim, so......

Might be a good thing, as I just remembered video of this woman shaving her legs at a pool. In Florida, of course. Yeah, staying on dry land is looking better all the time.

I’d be more concerned about the 76% who don’t wait an hour

Coincidentally, Ram is spending the day with the Hershey Squirts

[crapful] ------------->[gofishin]

Depends on who pool it is......

This is the opposite of an “upper decker” this is “Texas turd tea”.