dayum...anybody read the What is CigarFU blurb?

that's really racist...

delta1 wrote:

Any additional member discounts on top?

tamapatom wrote:

What does it look like and what does it do ?

tonygraz wrote:

Al would you be so kind to point the racist parts out please.

"CigarFU is an art.

An art learned from 20+ years of cigar world domination. An art centered on sourcing the world’s finest, in-demand premium cigars at prices only we can obtain. An art of discipline, trained always on you, exercising our unrivaled buying power as leverage to deliver even more savings, even more often. CigarFU is where art meets experience, and experience leads to fierce discounts and egregious savings, ultimately resulting in jubilation within your dwelling. For over two decades we’ve given you the best, but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. CigarFU. Come and find your chi. Daily. Weekly. All damn year. Hell, we’ll feng shui your living room if we have to. Your chi is our only focus.

CigarFU offers daily event-based, timed deals. Each event will feature one product or several, and expires at a set time. Expect salacious discounts and swift sellouts."

Whistlebritches wrote:

Fu (eye-catching double entendre), Chi, Feng Shui...all have become overused cliches to promote an exotic Oriental flavor...


don't Texans frown at these cliches of them: barbecue cuisine of choice, pistol packers, pick-up trucks, Cowboys and cowboy hats, longhorns, boots...

delta1 wrote:

What about massive belt buckles? Ooh! belt buckles big enough to have there own long horns! Now we're talking

I feel this tangent is the proper platform to once again voice my displeasure against the abuse and slander heaped upon my Polish percentage of ethnicity. We're inteli...intella.... smarter than the jokes make us out to be. (Sorry, I doesn't spell so good when my Irish percentage has been drinking)

Sunoverbeach wrote: