Send them the following:

Thank you for following up with me. I understand that as a super host, positive reviews are important for you to achieve, but avoiding a negative review is even more important.

Personally, I have no plans to ever use airbnb again; but you, it's your livelihood. As such, I would like to lay out for you my system of reviews and the various prices for which they can be had.

The $0 review gets you zero stars and the review begins "i awoke to the sounds of menacing looking clowns surrounding my bed and removing my clothing..."

A $500 review gets 5 stars will make your property sound like paradise...

For $250 I can get rid of the molestation but the menacing clowns stay... You gotta pony up for the 5 star if you don't want those guys showing up in the review...

opelmanta1900 wrote:

I would lower their review one point and include their missive in my review stating that it was why I reviewed them one point less.

Speyside wrote:

Send them the following:

Thank you for following up with me. I understand that as a super host, positive reviews are important for you to achieve, but avoiding a negative review is even more important.

Personally, I have no plans to ever use airbnb again; but you, it's your livelihood. As such, I would like to lay out for you my system of reviews and the various prices for which they can be had.

The $0 review gets you zero stars and the review begins "i awoke to the sounds of menacing looking clowns surrounding my bed and removing my clothing..."

A $500 review gets 5 stars will make your property sound like paradise...

For $250 I can get rid of the molestation but the menacing clowns stay... You gotta pony up for the 5 star if you don't want those guys showing up in the review...

opelmanta1900 wrote:

I would lower their review one point and include their missive in my review stating that it was why I reviewed them one point less.

Speyside wrote:

a cabin rental outfit in Big Bear, CA, gave me a $25 coupon for signing a blank review form...they said they'd write one for me...clerk was pretty, so why not? ... cabin was cool...

delta1 wrote:

a cabin rental outfit in Big Bear, CA, gave me a $25 coupon for signing a blank review form...they said they'd write one for me...clerk was pretty, so why not? ... cabin was cool...

delta1 wrote: