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BOYEEEEEE..hey buddy!

Was I ever RIIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT...

OR WAS I RIGHT ABOUT..

LAZY-ASS S.L.A.C.K.E.R. MILLENIALS...

I was at the local mountian convienence
Store and this FedEx delivery chick came in with a walmart.com package for the apartment above the store...

As I walked outside I noticed she left the sliding van side door wide open...
Something they never do in Lancaster because of loser low life criminals...but in the mountains...nobody blatantly steals anything in the daylight...

Sooooo...I glance in the VAN...
ALL I FREAKIN SEE IS....

60% of all the shelves are filled with
C.H.E.W.Y..COM BOXES!!!!!

AND the other 15% are all walmart.com boxes...then..
25% are normal mail-order boxes from people to people with handwriting on them...

I say to the chick...

"Boy...you must really love CHEWY.COM..
THE FUUUCKING MILLENIAL SLACKERS ARE REALLY RUNNING YOU RAGGED...I SEE...
( POINTING AT HER SHELVES)...if you can't drive to the store to buy your own dog food then you are a freaking moron!!!"

She laughs outloud!!

then she says.."AMEN TO THOSE WORDS OF WISDOM!!, I hate chewy.com...some of those boxes are 70 POUNDS & OVER...and they are a pain in the ass to deliver"

I shake my noggin in agreement and disbelief...

I called this NEW NORMAL SCOURGE OF MILLENIAL PSYCHE...B.I.G.T.I.M.E.!!!

YES...I DID..

what if the dog food is for seeing eye dogs for blind peoples?

You saying blind people can't be lazy? Why have the dog if you ain't goin nowhere?

OK, let the lazy blind whiners drive to the store.

Maybe all the dog food is for an FBI team that is on a stakeout.

🤔

Now we can identify those sneaky bassards when you smell the dog food on their breath.

Wouldn't they be eating Stake???8-[

OMG..

RESPONSES
R
TOO FUNNY 😆😆😆

Frank...

Let the poor AMISH "BUGGY" guys transport dem' peeples with the special dogs to the store....

Just like the MEGA-VAN DRIVERS around Lancaster, pa who cart the RICH Amish around daily IN THOSE 20 FOOT VANS....

The poor Amish sect buggy peeples can't afford van rides so they need to be Uber drivers for the special dog owners..

glad we made you laugh, Y.O.G.I.

You shoulda just told her “hey, it’s keeping you in shape bitch!”,
and slapped her on the ass

Heeeeeyyyyyy, BooBoo!

How do you know the dogs’ OWNERS ordered the food? After all, on the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog...

best deal = lazy?

superior options shipped to the house 25% cheaper isnt lazy

everyone doesnt feed their dog ol' roy corn food

that chick should thank them for her job security

^^this

"Best deal" CHEAPSKATE COMUTER LOSERS
= CARBON FOOTPRINTS TO THE GAZILLIONTH POWER CUZ UR A LAZY SLACKER DOUCHE

Izon....

At the end ...I did stare at her curvy but very tight size 12
Butt and very cute mug and winked...then I asked her if she swallowed...

Her response , with a B.I.G. SMILE ...

" THAT'S A BIG AAAAAAAA-FIRMATIVE!!!"

then she buckled her seatbelt and pealed off.. kicking gravel in my direction...Leaving me with lonely mountain convienence store parking lot ...WOOD...

i stand corrected

Gummy....W.H.O. LOVES YA' ????

JUST jerkin' ur chain...

Your a good egg... ( but a lazy cheapskate too...
Bwuhahahahahahahahaha!!!)