Today is Storm Area 51 day.

Paging Mr. Jones.

Man, you really gotta ReAd BeTwEeN the lines, bro... he's Anti SSG-FBI. I don't recall him ever saying he was an Ancient Alien Theorist like Giorgio Tsoukalos.

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I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya.

I'll be in Area 51 Sunday morning, 4 hours prior to game time.....8-[

I heard they have CROS... 😟

No cRoS here. Ixnay on the oscray

I imagine Drafter will be there. Anal probing and what not.

Just to know for a few moments would be totally worth it. Go ahead Krazee...

Given that these idiots are doing something called "Naruto running" ... And given that 98.2% of the people here are allergic to running....

I'm gonna bet the overlap of cbid members to area51 conspiracy nutjobs is low.

Ah, rough trade. Aliens were always kinky.

The line between "kinky" and "willing to do it this one time so you don't call immigration" can get kinda blurry sometimes.

immigration?
I thought I was doing good with her...

mercy

So how do aliens immegrate? I seem to recall you and J Potts discussed this once.

Nope...

I am currently O.N.
NIBIRU...
HURTLING TOwaRds eartH

any chance you overshot your mark?

Starrider, rider, rider 
Take me to the stars 
Starrider, rider, rider 
Show me where you are...

😟

Well, I was, until some MPs came and carted me away. Currently sitting in a cell, with my phone battery running out. That's OK...they were going to find it in my "prison wallet" anyway, as I've been advised that since I wanted to meet aliens so badly, the military is going to treat me to some sort of probe. Not entirely sure what kind, but there is a bottle of KY sitting on a desk near the cell.

Giorgio (I call him brownshirt) is a con artist.

I'm here. Tryin to get a live feed going. Reception is $hitty.