izonfire
6 years ago
Shorly after joining up here, I let everyone know that I will be moving soon, so DO NOT send any packages my way. Well, after constant pressure from a crazed zombie, I agreed to accept a single RAOK, under the agreement that I would be receiving NO MORE. Well, lookie see, what do I spy on my front porch, but a lonely box looking up at me like an abandoned newborn. And then days later, another abandoned child...

STOP!!!!!!!!!!

Do not take orders from a delusional vacant eyed zombie!!!
I am not in the position to reciprocate your generosity at this moment!
I am counting down to my exodus and have all the schitt smokes that I need until I leave!

Just so we're clear -
#1 - I am a complete jackass, so anyone that even considers sending me anything has some serious judgement issues.
#2 - Any smokes I do have will be subject to the climate of the interior of my Jeep or trailer.
#3 - Any additional smokes I am sent will be housed in a climate controlled environment.
In a storage facility controlled by the OUTSIDE CLIMATE
#4 - Once I am settled in my future he11ho1e, I plan to join in on the trading and shenanigans.
Then it's game on muddafuggas! Until then, send any and all smokes to Cheno.

I will be detailing this nonsense in a picture post which probably will not be approved till Monday. But I want everyone to know, I am extremely appreciative of the good nature and generosity. THANK YOU.

There are definitely some wonderful people here!
And Frank's here too, which is nice!
Speyside
6 years ago
So my take is you are living out of your jeep now. Z could upgrade you to a van, at least on weekends. Stop with the redundancy. Everyone here has serious judgement issues. Fn snowflake.

IZON is low, bomb him.
csgamecock
6 years ago

So my take is you are living out of your jeep now. Z could upgrade you to a van, at least on weekends. Stop with the redundancy. Everyone here has serious judgement issues. Fn snowflake.

IZON is low, bomb him.

Speyside wrote:



That's how I took it as well! ....Don't know why he's yelling so much though, it's like he summoned RICKMAVEN or some chit!
Sunoverbeach
6 years ago
You say you have schitt smokes and then say you'll get back into trading. Clearly it's in everyone's best interest to upgrade you
steve02
6 years ago
[frypan]

Get anything good?

🍺
gummy jones
6 years ago
have you considered a H.U.T. ???
izonfire
6 years ago

You say you have schitt smokes and then say you'll get back into trading. Clearly it's in everyone's best interest to upgrade you

Sunoverbeach wrote:



NOT YET BEACHES!!!!!
USNGunner
6 years ago
So it would seem that an unsolicited Random Act of kindness would in no shape and/or form require reciprocity. 🤔

Especially if you had already spelled all of that out to the sender.

Smoke em if you got em.

🐴
corey sellers
6 years ago
Sounds like you are getting low on chitty smokes which is a good thing now everyone needs to send you better smokes
izonfire
6 years ago

[frypan]

Get anything good?

🍺

steve02 wrote:


Much too good for the likes of me.
Will be detailed in a picture post which will probably be approved Monday.

And one box had my address as the return address. Sneaky bassard.
But I had Mr Jones trace it's origin to York PA. Wonder who lives near there, huh Mista Steve???

have you considered a H.U.T. ???

gummy jones wrote:


Uhhhh, yeah, but it seems a little late for that...
And BTW, any additional packages that show up will be stored in a worm-infested hut.

So no more. SERIOUSLY.
izonfire
6 years ago

So it would seem that an unsolicited Random Act of kindness would in no shape and/or form require reciprocity.

USNGunner wrote:



Uhhhhh, yeah, from a nOObier nOOb than me??? That's just wrong...
steve02
6 years ago

Much too good for the likes of me.
Will be detailed in a picture post which will probably be approved Monday.

And one box had my address as the return address. Sneaky bassard.
But I had Mr Jones trace it's origin to York PA. Wonder who lives near there, huh Mista Steve???


Uhhhh, yeah, but it seems a little late for that...
And BTW, any additional packages that show up will be stored in a worm-infested hut.

So no more. SERIOUSLY.

izonfire wrote:



I know nothing. But, if I did know something, I’d suspect some damn good sticks, mostly CC.

But, alas, I know nothing.
izonfire
6 years ago

Sounds like you are getting low on chitty smokes which is a good thing now everyone needs to send you better smokes

corey sellers wrote:



HOLD OFF. GOT NO PLACE FOR IT. REALLY!
It would be a much better welcoming gift when arriving at my new he11ho1e.
And I don't deserve your generosity anyway...
USNGunner
6 years ago

I know nothing. But, if I did know something, I’d suspect some damn good sticks, mostly CC.

But, alas, I know nothing.

steve02 wrote:




LOL. Nobody ever knows Jack around here. Jack Schitt that is. 🌫
USNGunner
6 years ago

And I don't deserve your generosity anyway...

izonfire wrote:



And who truly does deserve generosity from anyone? Truly?


Let those among us that are truly deserving cast the first cigar.







Because Rich is low.


izonfire
6 years ago

Because Rich is low.

USNGunner wrote:



Vince is lower.

[spank]
izonfire
6 years ago

That's how I took it as well! ....Don't know why he's yelling so much though, it's like he summoned RICKMAVEN or some chit!

csgamecock wrote:



Maybe someone could revive a thread with RICKMAVEN so I can understand the intensity of his spirit...
izonfire
6 years ago

And who truly does deserve generosity from anyone? Truly?

USNGunner wrote:



Cheno. Send to Cheno... 😰
frankj1
6 years ago



There are definitely some wonderful people here!
And Frank's here too, which is nice!

izonfire wrote:



you hurt my feeling...
got that from TLC. always makes me smile.
izonfire
6 years ago

you hurt my feeling...
got that from TLC. always makes me smile.

frankj1 wrote:



The THC will help you get it back.
And keep the smile...
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