Abrignac
6 years ago
So I’ve had a hiatal hernia for 20+ years. About 6 months or so ago I started dry heaving as soon as I get out of bed in the morning at least 3x a week.

Have tried all sorts of PPI drugs but, nothing worked. So my GI ordered a stomach emptying test to see if I’m a candidate for surgery.

Had to eat a radioactive egg then have a CT. Have to repeat the CT every hour for 3-5 hours. Sucks because I can’t eat or drink anything until the test is complete.

ZRX1200
6 years ago
****ashima chickens?
cajunpredfan
6 years ago
It's a b!tch (now I'm going to jail) getting old.

Was the egg glowing? I think the ants in "Them" ate radioactive eggs.

Good luck, hopefully everything is ok.
teedubbya
6 years ago
If you dry heave every morning when you get out of bed there is probably a better solution. Did you try removing all of the mirrors from your house?
rfenst
6 years ago
What if you are allergic to egg?
cajunpredfan
6 years ago
Have you had a pregnancy test?
teedubbya
6 years ago

Have you had a pregnancy test?

cajunpredfan wrote:




No need. I hear he is already showing. That's like ordering a test to prove he is ugly.
Abrignac
6 years ago

No need. I hear he is already showing. That's like ordering a test to prove he is ugly.

teedubbya wrote:



😂🤣
Abrignac
6 years ago

No need. I hear he is already showing. That's like ordering a test to prove he is ugly.

teedubbya wrote:



😂🤣
victor809
6 years ago
So if they have to check out your lower intestine do you have to stick the eggs up your ass?
Abrignac
6 years ago

So if they have to check out your lower intestine do you have to stick the eggs up your ass?

victor809 wrote:



Nope. They tie a gerbil to a string then pull it out once he goes deep enough.
Abrignac
6 years ago
If it’s covered in 💩 then all is normal.
victor809
6 years ago

Nope. They tie a gerbil to a string then pull it out once he goes deep enough.

Abrignac wrote:



If he's glowing then you didn't digest the egg well enough?
victor809
6 years ago

Nope. They tie a gerbil to a string then pull it out once he goes deep enough.

Abrignac wrote:



oh... and no wonder TG hasn't posted in a while. Take him out already.
teedubbya
6 years ago
do you measure the egg before you eat it?
ZRX1200
6 years ago
I think you only measure it if you’re putting it in your ass.
Abrignac
6 years ago
Won’t know for sure until I hear back from the Dr., but my test results are excellent.

I’m guessing surgery is the next step.
victor809
6 years ago

Won’t know for sure until I hear back from the Dr., but my test results are excellent.

I’m guessing surgery is the next step.

Abrignac wrote:



Translation - "the egg went in and came out without cracking the shell."
teedubbya
6 years ago
Major surgery or just a stitch or two to tighten it up for his pleasure?
teedubbya
6 years ago
kidding asside... you have my prayers.... now back to kidding
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