A bag of buttered popcorn.

If it was worth anything to you, ya might have put this in the TRADES section.

I’mma such a nOOb that I never heard of these. Are they any good?

psssst....MACS...dincha see the dude's a hitman...

I ain't skeered.

you want me and drafter should look into this guy?

You mean like check his credentials and stuff?

He ain't no Frankie Tripod and Drafter.

OK
but don't hesitate to call.

Not much looking at the where and what......

You must not be a good hit man if you can’t afford better cigars.

You can give me a call though:
Dave
(214) 914-3337

huh.
I thought they were lighters

Bugatti smokes are the fine tuned exotic sports car of the cigar world.
A dude like you that appreciates only the finest should really treat yourself to a Gurkha Special Edition Humidor. Don’t embarrass yourself. It’s the least you could do.

I've had a few Buggatis, but that was just in the last couple of years. They should stick to lighters and cars - the cigars are barely good enough for a yard gar.

Cheap on the Mothership

He wouldn't even have to ask if he was platted up.