Yesterday, I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him.

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. That's humerus!

My sister bet me $15 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.

To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you. I have contacts.

I just spent $300 for a limousine for New Years Eve, and it doesn't include a driver. I can't believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan

i loved each and every one

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Love them.

Very puny. 🍺

🤣 😂

😁

Someone was in the bottle early today.