Nooby numnutz has some questions
You're going to be trapped on a desert island (you'll have plenty of food,water& shelter) with 5 beautiful women. you get 5 of each list
1st list: your current top 5 cigars (That are available and you can afford)
2nd list: Top 5 unavailable, unaffordable or haven't had yet
3rd list: top 5 accessories you have or wish you had ?
Optional list: there are roads on the island so you can get 5 cars of your choice each with a full tank.

Delorian. Problem solved.

Then you could use the gas in the tank to start a fire

Amphicar

Can we smoke cigars in the car?

1st list in no order:
EZ Eminence
Opus X Destino Al siglo
Padron Family reserve
Liga privada no.9
RoMa Craft Neanderthal
2nd list:
Stolen throne crook of the crown (haven't had yet but on its way)
Dunbarton sin compromiso ( haven't had yet but resting)
Cohiba behika (favorite Cuban)
Monte Cristo no. 2 (2nd favorite)
Gurkha His majesties reserve ( tourist trap I'm sure)
Opus X LTD.
3rd list:
Xikar punch
My custom made ammodor
Xicar turrim double flame lighter
Tabletop quad cutter
Xikar purofine butane (the island is a constant 69 degrees 65 rh so no boveda needed)
4th list: (barring a flux capacitor)
Latest military issue 6x6
2020 Porsche panamera (just sensible commuting)
Rolls Royce phantom convertible
Bugatti Veyron super sport
Military landing Craft air cushion/tank wheel with full assault weaponry of course
The 5 women... Still deciding but my wife & daughter take top 2 so that limits my more exotic choices down to Kathryn Winnick, Scarlett Johansen, and probably Penelope Cruz or one of the other Latin flavors.

I am stranded on a desert Island with Selma Hayek and you want me to pick cigars?

I'm suckin' on her nipples... and other parts.

In the amphicar hell yeah we can smoke cause we are getting the hell off the island.

Salma can be very distracting on her good days but you'll be there for the rest of your short pleasure filled yet disciplined life so focus man you're stuck!

Same with the delorian. We will be driving for years but it will seem like seconds.

Holy Trinity?

Smoke a cigar or bang a hot broad?

Bang the broad, duh

wheel, , ,

Why is this become an either/or scenario? You could do both. Hell, multitask and do both at once

Slick Willy and Monica taught us that move years ago