Shopping for living room furniture. Some combo of chair, loveseat couch.

Talking to the smarmy sales dude, he looks at me funny when I tell him I don’t want powered furniture.

Tells me 85% of their showroom is powered. I can see where power might be a good option for the elderly or handicapped. But 85%?

He tried reassuring me by saying.... ten years ago, they froze up after a couple year. Now the electronics on them will last 6-10 years. AND there is a whole industry of electronic furniture repair so... no problem!


I that case, I’ll take five of each!

What the hell is happening?! Get off my lawn! 🌫

Dude, Get modern! You know you NEED an electric couch...

I'd tell him to **** off. Electric furniture is stupid.

I got the one with the built in microwave. I can make my popcorn and not have to leave the couch.

Yes, get off my lawn.

On another note... I saw a gorgeous 21' 4" Mako boat at Bass Pro yesterday. It was only $60,000. Didn't even have a fish finder / chart plotter. 🤐

The day I need electricity to recline my chair is the day you can just shoot me. 🌫

The Commie 13 invented electric furniture. #12 was against it.

Furniture that reclines seems.... lazy.

That's not even considering the powered option

Have you tried motorbunny.com ? Well built and they have some good deals right now.

snicker..
well now my work browser needs to be cleared.

I figured we were talking up power lift furniture, not power recline...
ejection seating.

How in the hell did you know about that one? 😂

One simply does not question the Gerbil.

Some of the ones t-gerb linked to will give you a "lift"....



....depending on how tightly you clench....

Do they have recliners with built in ice makers ?

no but La-Z-Boy needs to get on that. missing out on millions

I'm askeered

Just relax frank. Breathe. In. Out. In. Ouuuuut. There you go, now just slide right in.... it'll be ok...

Not gon' do it... not gon' do it... nope.

things will never be the same...