Mitch Hedberg wasnt from the 70s. Though he was hilarious. He was my favorite comedian when I was going to college. I got a chance to see him a couple of months before he died in 2005. His one liners still crack me up.

Jrc02005 wrote:

I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. Literally. She was born with her hands attached to her shoulders. And that was sad. But then they said "Lola does not know the meaning of the word "can't." And that to me was actually kind of worse, in a way. Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions.

I bought a Christmas tree the other day. The guy I bought it from asked "Are you gonna put it up yourself?"
I said, "No, I was thinking in the living room"

dstieger wrote: